Aug. 19th, 2008

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My parents have departed, woe and woe, but they (and I) thank you all for your suggestions: it was a great visit which did, alas, serve to confirm the impression that NY beats CA, hands down.  My deeply urban parents were faintly appalled by the degree of driving that CA requires to accomplish, well, anything, but they approved the house and its environs.  Also, the peacocks and the hummingbirds: luckily, CA's less-cute wildlife stayed on the DL while they were here, as I doubt that a visit from a skunk, possum, or black widow spider would have done anything to improve their stay.

(The black widows have been making up for it since their departure, though, because, damn, they are everywhere: it may finally be time to order Verminator 2.0.)

Methinks I am resigning myself to staying in Monrovia as opposed to moving out to Claremont or Redlands as I grow accustomed to the greatness that is GoogleMaps: I know, I am always the last one on the bandwagon.  But when I pinpoint living areas in Claremont or Redlands and try to cross-reference with little necessities like groceries or dry-cleaning or banks, I ... draw a blank.  All of these seem to require more driving, and not less.  So, methinks I will suck it up and drive for the socializing and, in the meantime, enjoy my pretty little house, and finally hang my iron key over the door.

And now, back to work ... a month is long enough to finish my book revisions, right?  Right?
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My parents have departed, woe and woe, but they (and I) thank you all for your suggestions: it was a great visit which did, alas, serve to confirm the impression that NY beats CA, hands down.  My deeply urban parents were faintly appalled by the degree of driving that CA requires to accomplish, well, anything, but they approved the house and its environs.  Also, the peacocks and the hummingbirds: luckily, CA's less-cute wildlife stayed on the DL while they were here, as I doubt that a visit from a skunk, possum, or black widow spider would have done anything to improve their stay.

(The black widows have been making up for it since their departure, though, because, damn, they are everywhere: it may finally be time to order Verminator 2.0.)

Methinks I am resigning myself to staying in Monrovia as opposed to moving out to Claremont or Redlands as I grow accustomed to the greatness that is GoogleMaps: I know, I am always the last one on the bandwagon.  But when I pinpoint living areas in Claremont or Redlands and try to cross-reference with little necessities like groceries or dry-cleaning or banks, I ... draw a blank.  All of these seem to require more driving, and not less.  So, methinks I will suck it up and drive for the socializing and, in the meantime, enjoy my pretty little house, and finally hang my iron key over the door.

And now, back to work ... a month is long enough to finish my book revisions, right?  Right?
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The best chinese food place in town makes the best fortune cookies I've ever had: they're dipped in white chocolate and wrapped in colored foil, and they come in gauzy gold bags.  They sell them by the dozens.  Unfortunately, my last bag of fortune cookies appears to be a bag of ... misfortune cookies.

The first one I opened told me to reevaluate my life goals.  Thanks, cookie, but no - and burn, baby, burn.  (I believe that a fortune cookie fortune will only come true if you eat the cookie: if you feel really strongly about rejecting it, you burn the fortune.)  The next one, coming during a discussion of finance, gave me the saccharine reassurance that "Simplicity in style will bring admiring eyes your way" (is there such a thing as a passive-aggressive WASP fortune cookie?), and the one after that told my mom that she might not be using her best judgment.  The most recent one is just cruel, though: it tells me that the road before me is long, so DRIVE SAFELY.

I want a cookie!  I want a cookie!  Damnit, I want a cookie!  [insert footstomp]

Just ... not that one.
d_aulnoy: (Default)
The best chinese food place in town makes the best fortune cookies I've ever had: they're dipped in white chocolate and wrapped in colored foil, and they come in gauzy gold bags.  They sell them by the dozens.  Unfortunately, my last bag of fortune cookies appears to be a bag of ... misfortune cookies.

The first one I opened told me to reevaluate my life goals.  Thanks, cookie, but no - and burn, baby, burn.  (I believe that a fortune cookie fortune will only come true if you eat the cookie: if you feel really strongly about rejecting it, you burn the fortune.)  The next one, coming during a discussion of finance, gave me the saccharine reassurance that "Simplicity in style will bring admiring eyes your way" (is there such a thing as a passive-aggressive WASP fortune cookie?), and the one after that told my mom that she might not be using her best judgment.  The most recent one is just cruel, though: it tells me that the road before me is long, so DRIVE SAFELY.

I want a cookie!  I want a cookie!  Damnit, I want a cookie!  [insert footstomp]

Just ... not that one.
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Electronic cigarettes - yea or nay?  J. left me an article in Chemical and Engineering News (of all things), and I have to say, I'm kind of intrigued.  They,

a) do not contain nasty substances that hurt me (except for the, well, nicotine, though ... yeah, my point),
b) do not produce nasty substances to irk those around me,
c) come in varying strengths to hopefully help me taper off completely, and,
d) come in a variety of tasty flavors! 

No, seriously, check it out: apple flavored cigarettes.  That may actually beat my beloved Fantasias.   Potential downsides: cruel hoax.  What think you, LJ Genie?
d_aulnoy: (Default)
Electronic cigarettes - yea or nay?  J. left me an article in Chemical and Engineering News (of all things), and I have to say, I'm kind of intrigued.  They,

a) do not contain nasty substances that hurt me (except for the, well, nicotine, though ... yeah, my point),
b) do not produce nasty substances to irk those around me,
c) come in varying strengths to hopefully help me taper off completely, and,
d) come in a variety of tasty flavors! 

No, seriously, check it out: apple flavored cigarettes.  That may actually beat my beloved Fantasias.   Potential downsides: cruel hoax.  What think you, LJ Genie?

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