LJ Genie to the Rescue?

[d_aulnoy]

Okay, so let's say there was a lazy girl out there who haaaaaaaaaaaaated lugging her laptop places, but nevertheless occasionally needed to do work on the road.  Which tiny miniature typing machine ought she to consider?

I'm, a) cheap, and b) REALLY lazy, so the smaller, the better.  Something 4 lbs or less would be awesome.  The damn thing would be used for nothing more taxing than writing essays and maybe surfing the 'net.

Any suggestions?