He wants you to move the what, now?

[d_aulnoy]

Okay, seriously, I give.  Immortality?  Fine.  Reincarnation?  Okay.  Temporal anomalies, sure.  Never-seen-again dinosaurs, polar bears, smoke-monsters, and assorted religious and scientific mania, I'll give you.  But now, J.J. Abrahms, you are just f'ing with us.