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[d_aulnoy]

I just spent an hour searching my collections and the Internet for a poem to share with my class today. It's about Beauty and the Beast - specifically, Beauty's poker night with the girls (Goldilocks, Frau Yellow Dwarf, etc.). No title, no author's name, and the one line I remembered?

"The beautiful bride of the Bearded Lesbian never bluffs."

You get some weird results on Google with that assortment of words, let me tell ya.

For the curious: "Mrs. Beast," by Carol Anne Duffy. I highly recommend it.