Most Amusing Moment of the Night
Sep. 3rd, 2004 01:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
d_aulnoyFirst Year Ruth tells me that she has the hiccups. I ask her if she wants me to make them go away. She nods her head wordlessly.
I lean over and ask, "Did you know that theory boot camp lasts two semsters?" She looks at me, wide-eyed, speechless. I ask, "Are they gone yet?"
She keeps staring, and asks, "Are you a witch or something?"
....
I say, "Why?"
She says, "Well, you made the hiccups go away ..."
"Oh, just asking - I study fairy tales, wondered if my reputation had preceded me ..."
Fear my power [Again with the Freudian typos! Originally, I spelled that, "Fear my power, poser ...]. My witchy, witchy power (or my effective academic intimidation, whichever comes first).
I lean over and ask, "Did you know that theory boot camp lasts two semsters?" She looks at me, wide-eyed, speechless. I ask, "Are they gone yet?"
She keeps staring, and asks, "Are you a witch or something?"
....
I say, "Why?"
She says, "Well, you made the hiccups go away ..."
"Oh, just asking - I study fairy tales, wondered if my reputation had preceded me ..."
Fear my power [Again with the Freudian typos! Originally, I spelled that, "Fear my power, poser ...]. My witchy, witchy power (or my effective academic intimidation, whichever comes first).