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[d_aulnoy]

None of you bastards are answering your phones! [Never mind - fletcherchloe  interrupted me mid-rant.  Now I am too distracted to give you the full rant as I had planned it, and, furthermore, I still need to plan tomorrow's classes.  So I will leave you with one final thought ...]

When a friend who asks what to bring to a dinner that you are not hosting is answered with the fact that you don't bloody know, because you are not hosting, and that anything other then Jaegermeister should be fine, and said friend brings you a little bitty bottle of Jaegermeister as a gag gift, you might want to clean out your purse upon getting home.  Because otherwise, you might find yourself stumbing across a bottle of noxious German liquer in said purse while searching for a pencil during your office hours.  Which is very bad, for obvious reasons. 

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[cataptromancer.livejournal.com]

My phone is here and on -- did you try to call?

The jaeger didn't break or spill or anything, did it? I apologize that it ended up being bad luck.

[d-aulnoy.livejournal.com]

No, it just sat there at the bottom of my bag glaring balefully at me. Then it said, "Ach, you are wanting to look for ze pen, ja? But you cannot, or your students will see ... ME!" Made me right uncomfortable, it did ...