Useless Procrastination, continued.

[d_aulnoy]

On cataptromancer ’s advice, I decided to go looking for a group where I could post my personal ad inspired woes so that I could stop bothering you people.

Needless to say, I didn’t find one.

I did, however, find a site of pick-up lines, prompting me to post some of the prizes here:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Best or worst that you’ve ever seen, post ‘em if you’ve got ‘em.