Aged!Doppleganger Cracks Me Up

I just saw cataptromancer at the grocery store.  Only, it wasn't cataptromancer .  It was ... Old!cataptromancer .

Old!cataptromancer  wore Real!cataptromancer 's clothes - the shorts, the mod button-down, the little horn-rim glasses - and he had his haircut, but for some reason, he frosted his tips, and he had wrinkles.

We should tell cataptromancer  never to frost his tips, is all I'm sayin'.  Aside from that, lookin' good.