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Tylenol Cold is a magical substance. Magical, as in cursed. It manages to simultaneously do jack-all about stopping coughing, sneezing, sniffling, or helping me to sleep, while simultaneously allowing a half-dose to last long enough to make me feel like I've been doped with horse-tranquelizers when I go to teach in the morning. Tylenol Cold, I salute you. With a single finger, I salute you.